before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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