The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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