reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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