so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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