I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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