My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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