I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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