we're chasing vodka with high fives
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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