Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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