Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Come on in and take your pants off
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