just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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