facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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