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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hawaiian shirts and no dignity

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  We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence

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