Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

whatever it's not my family

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(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly

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(847): View more from Illinois

Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?

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(503): View more from Oregon

some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe

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(904): View more from Florida

I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday

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