Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

(714): View more from California

Lrtd walek hime

(714): View more from California

Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(856): View more from New Jersey

a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell

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(607): View more from New York

It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.

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I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!

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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...

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(425): View more from Washington

My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.

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