Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.