Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?