I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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