May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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