"it" just moved
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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