HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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