someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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