The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Boobs are out for the taking
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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