4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten