Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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