Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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