what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit