She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.