She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??