OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn