i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well, you know. whores of a feather.