I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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