are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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