Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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