I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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