my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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