remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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