Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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