But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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