He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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