She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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