YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The power of my boobs compel you
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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