Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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