Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching