i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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