Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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