no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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