Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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