There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.