He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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