Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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