Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My liver just had a heart attack.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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