Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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