This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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