dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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