Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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