You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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